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Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (369975) - you deserved it (52445)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by gentileman (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (284999) - you deserved it (55500)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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