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aireeahna

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 22408
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 21 posted

About aireeahna : I am a girl.

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aireeahna's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to the sound of my little sister knocking on my door. Today's my birthday, so I thought she'd surprise me with something. Instead, she just asked me, "How's it feel to be a year older and still alone?" I just turned 20. The truth hurts. FML

Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were "I hope you have insurance". FML

#21410548
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31223) - you deserved it (2011)

On 05/15/2015 at 2:48pm - misc - by hendrixisgod86 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my brother and I had a long argument. He believes wholeheartedly that pineapples are not actually fruits, but berries. When I showed him a google search, he accused me of "faking" it. FML

#21410455
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24688) - you deserved it (3846)

On 05/15/2015 at 9:58am - misc - by Anon - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got a text saying I was "banned" from a volunteer group by the vice chair. Why? Because him dumping me the night before and leaving me in the bar alone drunk and crying wasn't enough for him, apparently. FML

#21410356
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30366) - you deserved it (2619)

On 05/15/2015 at 1:40am - love - by bluestripedsockm - United States (California)

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he was dating me. He replied, "Well, there's not a lot of options at this college." FML

#21410138
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32102) - you deserved it (4650)

On 05/14/2015 at 6:17pm - love - by what even - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my wife confided in a coworker that she wants to sleep with him, because our marriage is loveless and sexless. News to me. FML

#21410043
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33684) - you deserved it (3332)

On 05/14/2015 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by semokco (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML

#21409927
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33164) - you deserved it (3945)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:41am - money - by sparkyjaf - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML

#21409756
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29022) - you deserved it (2047)

On 05/13/2015 at 10:55pm - work - by iamgodzilla (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was pickpocketed. I didn't realize until I stopped to get breakfast. I went back home to see that my dog had taken my wallet and had ripped and torn it up. I was pickpocketed by my own dog. FML

#21388506
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28421) - you deserved it (3527)

On 04/06/2015 at 7:44am - animals - by tannerrosetx_1 - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML

#21388350
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27452) - you deserved it (4895)

On 04/05/2015 at 11:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got hit by a car. Not a real one, though; my sister thought it would be funny to take her RC car and smash it over my head as hard as she could. FML

Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML

#21388202
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30829) - you deserved it (2479)

On 04/05/2015 at 6:19pm - animals - by :O - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I found out my car needs an oil change. I had to listen the warning alert beep for over 200 miles. FML

Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML

#21388113
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33308) - you deserved it (3687)

On 04/05/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by Itsbeen8years (woman) - Slovakia (Bratislava)

Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet whatsoever. I turned on my phone to get notifications, hoping to see a message or two that I'd missed while gone. There was 1 notification, telling me how many FMLs were posted while I was away. FML

#21388075
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31124) - you deserved it (3130)

On 04/05/2015 at 2:03pm - misc - by supercharged - Canada (Alberta)



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