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About aine500 : I'm Áine, I'm from Ireland and I'm 16.
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aine500's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML

Today, an elderly woman was crossing the street and dropped her bag of groceries. I got out of my car to assist her, but she beat me repeatedly, yelling that I was "enforcing a stereotype". Sorry for trying to help. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31933) - you deserved it (2653)

On 10/14/2014 at 3:15am - misc - by I_AM_READING - United States (Alaska)

Today, I had a conversation with a girl I don't normally talk to. She ended up saying I'm "not as annoying as everyone says." and "Oh... you didn't know?" FML

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On 09/16/2014 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML

Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML

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On 12/15/2013 at 11:58am - animals - by Cat Piss - United States (Texas)



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