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aimlessshadow
  • Town/Country : Reston
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 July 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 3042
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Today, my mother sent a letter to my best friend trying to comfort her over the death of her mother. She signed the letter "LOL, Jen" thinking LOL stood for "lots of love." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52995) - you deserved it (3737)

On 04/28/2009 at 5:51pm - misc - by unlolable4321 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money saying its collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then uses his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and wins 500 dollars. The jackass wouldnt split it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84111) - you deserved it (10629)

On 04/13/2009 at 4:51am - misc - by AJShow80 - United States

Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out hes my cousin: priceless. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (122442) - you deserved it (40935)

On 04/10/2009 at 2:42pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Today, my parents gave me a shirt from Banana Republic for my birthday. It looked like one I had bought for myself a couple of days earlier but I thanked them and went to hang it in my closet. An empty hanger hung where I placed the shirt I had purchased. They gave me my shirt for my birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (83332) - you deserved it (3160)

On 02/24/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Rich (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (103653) - you deserved it (7458)

On 02/23/2009 at 7:51am - kids - by lifesucks4me - United States (Kentucky)



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