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aimforrobbie
  • Town/Country : Tuscaloosa, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 June 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 214
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About aimforrobbie : I'm a pre-med student at Shelton State in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. I have three passions in life: cooking; photography; music. No matter what kind of mood I am in, at any given time, Doing any one of those three things could cheer me up in a heartbeat. I'm also a die hard Alabama Crimson Tide fan. I live for tailgating and celebrating during the fall. :)

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Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML

#2282395 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (15727) - you deserved it (32967)

On 05/25/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by drurbanXVII (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was feeling really down. So I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML

#2264507 (410)

I agree, your life sucks (28971) - you deserved it (40097)

On 05/25/2009 at 1:39am - love - by downer (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to a chinese restaurant with my asian girlfriend. When she went into the bathroom I practiced saying "Can we have sex" in chinese which is where she is from. After saying it a few times out loud, a waiter walked by and stared at me. When he gave me the check he included his number. FML

#2189119 (246)

I agree, your life sucks (16703) - you deserved it (48638)

On 05/22/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

#2147353 (358)

I agree, your life sucks (68943) - you deserved it (32612)

On 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by a (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad. I decided to speed to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

#1692972 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (46994) - you deserved it (7792)

On 05/06/2009 at 3:11pm - misc - by jojo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML

#1292881 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (14812) - you deserved it (55407)

On 04/24/2009 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)