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aimeesea75

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9697
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About aimeesea75 : If art and music didn't exist, my life would consist solely of staring at a wall.
My favorite bands are:
New Years Day
Joel Faviere
Circa Survive
La Dispute
Brand New
Real Friends
The Story So Far
Misfits
Type O Negative
Danzig
The Smiths
The Cure
Bauhaus
Siouxsie and the Banshees


Message me if you want to :]

Random facts about me:
•I have my septum pierced and my ears are stretched to 2g, so close to 00g, so happy..
•Changing to a healthier lifestyle has been the best decision I've made
•I will be a tattoo artist
•Halloween is the best holiday
•Also.. It's every day :}

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aimeesea75's favorite FMLs

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

#11602
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11149) - you deserved it (45136)

On 02/06/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

Today, I discovered that Paolo has a big penis, that he's good in bed and that the hotel sheets still remember it all. Mum, the walls won't get any thicker just 'cause you're on the telephone. FML

#1813
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22219) - you deserved it (1653)

On 01/20/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27572) - you deserved it (8855)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML

#1019
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18372) - you deserved it (5207)

On 01/13/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by carrie - Algeria

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML

#997
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29752) - you deserved it (7877)

On 01/12/2009 at 10:37am - intimacy - by LiLGeek - United States (California)



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