About aimeesea75 : If art and music didn't exist, my life would consist solely of staring at a wall.
My favorite bands are:
New Years Day
Get Scared
Pierce The Veil (my favorite :3)
Sleeping With Sirens
Alesana
Mayday Parade
Taking Back Sunday
Silverstein
Chiodos
Memphis May Fire
Joel Faviere
Message me if you want to :]
Random facts about me:
I sit in my closet because it's dark and secluded.
I hate opening up to people.
I have very little social skills.
I am hated at my school because I'm not a prep.
I don't like most people.
I am a creep. (NYD)
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Today, I was involved in a wreck. How quickly did the police arrive at the scene? Very quickly, considering he was the one who rear-ended me at a red light. FML
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On 10/14/2009 at 11:18pm - misc - by gooddriver (woman) - United States
Today, I won an award at school for my hard work. Afterwards, my parents told me off. Why? They wanted my brother to get it instead of me. FML
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On 10/14/2009 at 4:21am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
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On 10/11/2009 at 6:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Newport)
Today, I was trying to sneak up my husband while he was playing a computer game. As I was getting behind the chair, he paused the game and sat up straight. I stopped. He turned around and sneezed violently and blew a bunch of snot into my face and eyes. FML
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On 09/25/2009 at 11:47pm - health - by snottyface (woman) - United States
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
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On 09/22/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by wait..what (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML
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On 09/20/2009 at 4:55pm - misc - by LovesHisHand (man) - United States (California)
Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
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On 09/12/2009 at 5:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I was walking with my very attractive friend who I like a lot. She then told me that her roomate wouldn't be home tonight, and if I wanted, I could come over and study history. I didn't get it. I told her no thanks, that I was covered, and it was chem I needed to study. An hour later, I understood. FML
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On 09/10/2009 at 7:17pm - love - by itisthedude (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I learned that the four girls who I assumed were my girlfriends' good friends and whom she was always talking about were actually characters from the television show, "Sex and the City." My girlfriend has fictional friends. FML
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On 07/23/2009 at 3:16pm - love - by tubedout (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my wife gave me back my camera which she took on vacation to visit her parents with our 2-year old. I noticed the picture sequence had big gaps in the numbering. I ran an undelete on the card, and found 80+ pictures of her naked with another guy in her mom's bedroom. FML
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On 07/16/2009 at 1:51am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my neighbor confessed to me that he was homophobic and regrets that his family doesnt know it. He spent fifteen minutes explaining how much he would hate to have a gay child. I spent two hours last night convincing his son that it was the right thing to tell his family he was gay. FML
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On 07/15/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by mook (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML
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On 07/02/2009 at 12:34am - misc - by iluvcoconutrough (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend throwing my birth control box at me and shouting that I was a slut for cheating on him since we never had sex. I attempted to explain the birth control was for a condition I have that causes my period to be non-existent. He didn't believe me. FML
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On 06/30/2009 at 10:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was cashiering at a grocery store when an elderly woman came through my line buying prune juice. She then whispered to me that last time she bought it, she "blew up her toilet". FML
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On 06/26/2009 at 12:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
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On 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm - misc - by I_Am_The_Edge (man) - United States (California)
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