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aimeesea75

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aimeesea75

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 14984
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About aimeesea75 : If art and music didn't exist, my life would consist solely of staring at a wall.
My favorite bands are:
New Years Day
Joel Faviere
Circa Survive
La Dispute
Brand New
Real Friends
The Story So Far
Misfits
Type O Negative
Danzig
The Smiths
The Cure
Bauhaus
Siouxsie and the Banshees


Message me if you want to :]

Random facts about me:
•I have my septum pierced and my ears are stretched to 2g, so close to 00g, so happy..
•Changing to a healthier lifestyle has been the best decision I've made
•I will be a tattoo artist
•Halloween is the best holiday
•Also.. It's every day :}

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aimeesea75's favorite FMLs

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

#17080358
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38452) - you deserved it (21853)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML

#17080145
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36788) - you deserved it (4464)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:46pm - misc - by ManInPain (man) - United States

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

#17078585
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33816) - you deserved it (11211)

On 07/12/2011 at 9:26am - misc - by turtle - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

#17071540
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17470) - you deserved it (15008)

On 07/11/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

#17067732
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14107) - you deserved it (53891)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML

#17066979
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34720) - you deserved it (2678)

On 07/11/2011 at 2:16pm - misc - by BMike - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML

#17065483
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44553) - you deserved it (6284)

On 07/11/2011 at 11:37am - misc - by illenram06 - Philippines (Roxas)

Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML

#17039633
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31571) - you deserved it (3267)

On 07/09/2011 at 10:34am - animals - by iGreen - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

#17032745
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11258) - you deserved it (77905) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

#17032745
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11258) - you deserved it (77905) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

#17026293
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30037) - you deserved it (5181)

On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

#17013138
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47576) - you deserved it (25794)

On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML

#17012107
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42218) - you deserved it (6377)

On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML

#17000180
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38318) - you deserved it (12960)

On 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was flipping through a magazine and saw an ad that had the line "No corn, no wheat, no soy", all of which I'm severely allergic to. I got so excited at the prospect of having a food I could eat, I fell out of my chair. I then realized it was an ad for dog food. FML

#16995078
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34114) - you deserved it (5121)

On 07/06/2011 at 1:11am - health - by ChelseaRae (woman) - United States



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