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aifam2580
  • Town/Country : Michigan
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  • Birth Date : Monday 14 September 1992 (21 years)
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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (240077) - you deserved it (56626)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

#99894
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46305) - you deserved it (4883)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that my parents can see a screen-by-screen of everything I say and do on my computer. FML

#35844
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45008) - you deserved it (6495)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:57am - misc - by Yazzy (woman) - United States (California)



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