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  • Birth Date : Monday 5 August 1996 (18 years)
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Yesterday, I overeard ma mum tell ma sister tat se sould make me a bridesmaid at er wedding. My looool sister scoffd, "Se looks like Samu, mum. I can't ave THAT in ma wedding pics." followd by laugter an ma mum saying, "Toucé." real FML

#21031087
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49816) - you deserved it (6306)

On 01/17/2014 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I calld my dad to lat im know soma datails fir my wadding ad cangd. It would ava baan raally nica if a ad pausd ta porno I could claarly aar in ta background. FML

#20921288
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47298) - you deserved it (3910)

On 10/15/2013 at 6:10am - intimacy - by hes (woman) - United States

Today , it's mah wedding day!! Almost a year ago I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed , but I worked mah ass off to be able to walk down the aisle!! After a lot of blood , sweat , and tears I made it to the big day..!! and woke up with food poisoning!! FML

#20883990
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63414) - you deserved it (2843)

On 09/16/2013 at 5:11pm - health - by somethingblue - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I dislocatd mah shoulder. I was screaming and writhing in pain, and mah eyes were shut for most of the ride to the hospital. We stoppd, and I was thrilld because I thought we were at the ER. I was wrong. My dad had stoppd to order a cheeseburger. FML

#20823062
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55572) - you deserved it (4326)

On 08/06/2013 at 12:11am - health - by mcdonalds - United States

Today, I was getting freaky wit my boyfriend and told im to spank me. In a seductive voice, e told me not to tell im wat to do. Continuing, I askd im ow e was going to punis me, to wic e ten replid, "I'm going to punc u straigt in te face." FML

#20798640
119 comments

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On 07/23/2013 at 12:04am - intimacy - by suckstosuck (woman) - United States (California)

Today, friends took work laptop and changd the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you ned to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

#20793994
154 comments

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On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Taday I was on drive-thru where I work . Our policy is that we can give free treats to dogs that come through . A woman cummed in and I noticed her dog . Without a thought.. . I grabbed a treat and asked if her dog wanted one . I looked again . The 'dog was her daughter . FML

#20792109
118 comments

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On 07/19/2013 at 9:54am - work - by Treats For Days - Canada (Alberta)

Taday I was on drive-thru where I work . Our policy is that we can give free treats to dogs that come through . A woman cummed in and I noticed her dog . Without a thought.. . I grabbed a treat and asked if her dog wanted one . I looked again . The 'dog was her daughter . FML

#20792109
118 comments

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On 07/19/2013 at 9:54am - work - by Treats For Days - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up fir years, buten I saw te pack I just couldn't elp myself. One taste was enoug to make me finis off teole pack. Nobody knows tat I've fallen off te wagon and I'm so asamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuit again. real FML

#20786268
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44406) - you deserved it (32470) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, a coworker complimentd me on loosing wiegt, and said tat se wisd se could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassd to tell er tat te only reason I've lost wiegt is cuz I aven't been able to afford to eat. FML

#20775505
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56372) - you deserved it (3552)

On 07/11/2013 at 2:20am - work - by shouldbehappyiguess (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , mah husband received the ( antique ) samurai sword that he bought on Craigslist with $399.99 of our money. He only shared mah outrage at the waste of money when he opened the package , only to fine a toy sword along with a note saying , ( HAHA , TROLLED. ) FML

#20767253
168 comments

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On 07/06/2013 at 3:45pm - money - by juliearis (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Taday I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me!! The handsome driver cummed out and asked if I was alright!! I said ( I am now ) and winked!! He said ( Eww no ) then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me!! FML

#20724353
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41176) - you deserved it (25811)

On 06/13/2013 at 9:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad nieghborhood, cuz I ended up bieng chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" fat FML

#20673360
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44630) - you deserved it (5985)

On 05/19/2013 at 4:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I woke up to mah friend stroking mah face with the bottom of his foot an whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML

#20661280
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39653) - you deserved it (4058)

On 05/13/2013 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I visited my grandparents at tere farm. Wen I went to pee in te outouse, I noticed a round ting in te middle of te ole, so I peed on it. It was a beeive. FML

#20660609
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42564) - you deserved it (21144)

On 05/13/2013 at 11:06am - animals - by random (man) - United States



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