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  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 December 1996 (17 years)
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Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

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On 06/13/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I lost my patience and asked the deadbeat I loaned money to last year to please pay up. His response: "Blow me." No thanks, dad. FML

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On 05/13/2013 at 5:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, our cat died. My five-year-old tried to flush him down the toilet. FML

Today, my boyfriend, whom I haven't heard from in a whole month, turned up at my door because it was apparently "steak and blowjob day." FML

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On 03/14/2013 at 5:02am - intimacy - by howaboutno (woman) - United States

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls. I looked back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my first threesome. FML

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113 comments

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On 01/13/2013 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Drewbie (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML

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On 12/01/2012 at 9:54am - intimacy - by me. - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the beach and we were tanning when I suddenly saw 10 roses floating in the ocean. I went around to pick up all the roses and threw the petals at my friends. Then I notice a big boat of people in black and white were looking at me with disgust. It was a funeral. FML

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On 09/06/2009 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML

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On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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