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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 August 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 955
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ahd94 : I'm Amanda.
I'm a double major in psychology and studio art at the College of Charleston. I want to photograph people's weddings then fix their marriage and family issues when they begin to crumble, or just work with those struggling with substance abuse.

When I'm not studying I spend a lot of time playing guitar, I also like to fish and camp. My cat gets a lot of my attention too - her name is Sassy and she brightens my life. unfortunately most of my time is spent doing schoolwork so I don't have a whole lot of time for fun.

I've been going steady with a really great guy for a little over two years now, I'll consider myself really lucky if he decides to stick with me.

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Today, I've been awake for nearly three days due to homework and my mom's wedding preparations, so I took some adderall to keep me awake at school. I took too much, totally zoned out in class, became hopelessly fascinated by my own hand, and was accused of doing drugs. FML


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On 11/08/2013 at 12:43pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML


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On 11/05/2013 at 4:01pm - misc - by :/ (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML


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On 10/23/2013 at 12:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I decided to try LSD with a few friends in a safe environment. As an artist, I had planned to spend my trip doing psychedelic paintings and had all my supplies set up. Apparently I spent most of my time in fetal position muttering about the "evil easel" and never even touched my canvas. FML


Today, my new colleagues took me up on my idea of a group night out. Perhaps they'll actually invite me along next time. FML


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On 10/07/2013 at 6:51pm - work - by Loner_Lou (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my teacher was talking about anorexia and bulimia. Midway through the lesson, she stopped and knowingly asked if I wanted to share my experiences with the class. I don't have an eating disorder, just a screwed-up metabolism. FML


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On 10/02/2013 at 2:37pm - health - by 94lbs of muscle -

Today, I saw mice eating from my cat's food dish, again. Where is my cat? He's busy bringing in more mice, birds, and once even an unharmed chipmunk through his cat door. FML

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML


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On 12/29/2012 at 4:32am - misc - by gassy - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML


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On 11/12/2012 at 12:27pm - misc - by mm (woman) - United Kingdom (Warrington)

Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML


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On 09/13/2012 at 8:37am - misc - by Sprtsgeek13 - United States (Maine)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML


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On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a comedy club, and the girl behind me was drinking. Before she swallowed it, the comedian said something funny, making her spit it all in my hair. I had just had it done for my sister's wedding tomorrow. FML


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On 09/25/2010 at 12:49am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML


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On 11/23/2009 at 4:11pm - love - by TheGirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him "Where did you go to the potty?". He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML


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On 11/16/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - Japan (Okinawa)

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