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  • Town/Country : Canada
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About aha_awkward_ : I'm 16 years old and I enjoy cats, food, and sleep. I'm always listening to music and I play the drums! Also, I'm a big fan of tattoos and piercings; I'd like to have a few when I'm older. :3 I currently have a boyfriend and he's pretty wonderful. c: You can message me if you'd like or just ask for my kik (:

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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16356) - you deserved it (66349)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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