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agaba
  • Town/Country : boston, USA mutha fukaa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 June 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 952
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About agaba : There are only 5 good rappers,
1.eminem
2.slim shady
3.marshal mathers
4.that white guy from D12
5.B. Rabbit from 8 mile
Slim FTW
Altho i like everything else but metal/deathmetal ect. And country if u like country there is something wrong with u. Oh and i only use the app so if u message me i will not respond
Oh yea sssssssssstop creepin you sssssssssssssstupid creeper.

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Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML

#17679142
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8440) - you deserved it (21146)

On 09/06/2011 at 8:07am - misc - by NotKeithRichards - United States (Oregon)

Today, my husband wrote all these wonderful romantic messages to me via Facebook, proclaiming his love to me in front of all my friends and family. Too bad he hasn't spoken to me in "real life" for almost 3 weeks. FML

#17498431
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26079) - you deserved it (3005)

On 08/17/2011 at 8:13am - misc - by howtragic - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my father tricked me into eating a Tasmanian habanero, saying it was just another pepper. The burning in my mouth was unbearable, but nothing compared to when I took a shit later in the day. FML

#17450169
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27050) - you deserved it (4078)

On 08/12/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Coldsnap - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

#17375446
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44315) - you deserved it (2171)

On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

#16860650
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37575) - you deserved it (15283)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

#16725685
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32371) - you deserved it (4113)

On 06/18/2011 at 5:40am - kids - by stepmom (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

#16724592
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13638) - you deserved it (50516)

On 06/18/2011 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Khrixas_069 - United States (California)

Today, I realized that I text my boyfriend more than I see him. He's my next door neighbor. FML

#16717900
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13917) - you deserved it (32759)

On 06/17/2011 at 8:31pm - love - by Emily J. - United States (Colorado)

Today, it's memorial day weekend. The cops are all over the place watching for speeders and drunks. Some complete dickhead decided to spray paint "cop killa" on the side of my car. It won't come off. FML

#16384217
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32393) - you deserved it (2208)

On 05/28/2011 at 8:46am - misc - by mperh - United States

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

#16383481
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13510) - you deserved it (53471)

On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML

#16359968
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7243) - you deserved it (57984)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:31pm - misc - by taydean - United States (Colorado)

Today, I realized my mom cares more about Kurt's bullying problem on Glee than she does for mine. FML

#16162317
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37782) - you deserved it (3571)

On 05/13/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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