About aforbiddendance : Hi, my name is Ellen and I kinda like bands a lot. Talk to me if you want to, I'm probably bored anyway.
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Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML
by ringrash / 01/14/2016 at 1:17am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by Son of a Bitch / 08/01/2015 at 1:17pm / United States / Holidays
Today, I dug out the 5 fancy, extremely expensive candles I bought during Black Friday. I lit one up, and was delighted that it smelled so great. My mother then walked into my room and stated that it smelled "like shit". The other four were going to be a Christmas gift for her. FML
by shitty candles / 12/01/2014 at 2:30am / United States (Washington) / Money
Today, my strict Christian mother walked into my room just after I'd finished masturbating. Although dressed, I was still holding the used tissue, which she noticed. Having to think fast to disguise my deed and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow my nose with the spunky tissue. FML
by Jizzyface / 12/29/2013 at 7:36am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Intimacy
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