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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 November 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 808
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About aforbiddendance : Hi, my name is Ellen and I kinda like bands a lot. Talk to me if you want to, I'm probably bored anyway.

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Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML


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On 01/14/2016 at 1:17am - health - by ringrash - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, an hour into a family road trip, my mother informed me that she didn't put my suitcase in the car because it "didn't fit". FML


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On 08/01/2015 at 1:17pm - misc - by Son of a Bitch - United States

Today, I dug out the 5 fancy, extremely expensive candles I bought during Black Friday. I lit one up, and was delighted that it smelled so great. My mother then walked into my room and stated that it smelled "like shit". The other four were going to be a Christmas gift for her. FML


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On 12/01/2014 at 2:30am - money - by shitty candles - United States (Washington)

Today, my strict Christian mother walked into my room just after I'd finished masturbating. Although dressed, I was still holding the used tissue, which she noticed. Having to think fast to disguise my deed and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow my nose with the spunky tissue. FML


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On 12/29/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by Jizzyface (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

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