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afkwarrior

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1111
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About afkwarrior : Got a lovely loving boyfriend and love playing Steam games on PC. I'm Asian, 5ft4, love music, comedy, reading, being clever, and Doctor Who. If you want to talk then actually message me with something interesting!

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Today, mah neighbor's five-year-old rode his tricycle into a history diorama I had spent days slaving over. When I confronted him, he just said, "Vroom vroom muthafucka." FML

Today, I found a book in attic that I always read when I was a kid!! For old times sake I read it again!! On the very first page, child me had written, ( Go to page 15 ) so I did!! On page 15, in big red letters, it said, ( Get bent )!! I got pranked by myself!! big fat FML

#21281163
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29826) - you deserved it (7896)

On 10/19/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by Deadpool434 (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today... I was leading a tour of mah university and saw a girl in rippd jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck mah dick... bitch." FML

#21278356
313 comments

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On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today , I tried a soup sample at a supermarket. An employee then cummed over and started asking me questions about how I got the cup 4 the sample , telling me it wasn't store policy to just give out sample cups. I was so stressed that I broke down crying in the middle of the supermarket. mega FML

2day OCD reached a new highhen I used a correction pen tohite-out an eyelashhich was photocopied onto every single page of reading material . I did it cuz the eyelash was too distracting an I couldn't finish reading the article without the urge to rip it into shreds . FML

#21273246
50 comments

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On 10/07/2014 at 11:49pm - misc - by waternixie (woman) - Malaysia (Negeri Sembilan)

Taday ma goat dacidad ma airstyla was so last saason and rastylad it for ma wit is taat . FML

Today, after yeres of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took mah seat only to fine a babby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me !! All of whom decided to cry in unison !! It was a 9-hour flight !! FML

#21249416
129 comments

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On 09/01/2014 at 12:34am - misc - by MLeguillon - United States (Missouri)

Today... my naw doctor gava ma a braast axam and said avarything was haalthy... bafora adding looool "Wall... I think so... anyway. I don't actually work hara." As I fraakad out... ha laughad out loud... said ha was just kidding... and that ha should prascriba ma a chill pill. FML

#21241090
111 comments

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On 08/19/2014 at 4:46pm - health - by humdrummitydrum (woman) - United States

yastarday was ta first day my grandma as saan ma sinca I startad going to tanning bads. Sa is now considaring taking ma out of ar will bacausa I look lyk "a damn Indian".

#21235555
63 comments

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On 08/12/2014 at 2:07am - misc - by kirstyrd - United States (Michigan)

Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" 4 over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML

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149 comments

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On 07/10/2014 at 9:34am - love - by oh my fucking god (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

2day I was on ma way to ma first job interview in monts. I wasn't even alfway to te place wen a bunc of cockbite in a car drove past and urld a bucket of paint out te window drencing me and several oter people on te street. FML

#21143094
90 comments

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On 05/17/2014 at 4:51pm - misc - by spasti-cunt (woman) - Ireland

Taday mah girlfriend got the brilliant idea of trying out a sex tip dreamed up by one of the glorified troll at Cosmo. I think mah balls are broken beyond repair. FML

#21127421
121 comments

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On 04/30/2014 at 7:40pm - intimacy - by FMBs (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I was texting a girl I like, explaining ow se looks like an attractive celebrity. Se respondd wit a picture of a very unattractive lady and askd if se lookd like tat. I told er if se ad been caugt in a burning building, ten yes, tat would look like er. It was of er mom. FML

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND'S PARENTS' PARROT WON'T STOP IMITATING MY SEX MOANS, AND KEEPS DOING IT WHENEVER I SPEAK. FML

#21119041
92 comments

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On 04/21/2014 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by sexual parrot -

Today , boyfriend stayd over at place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I usd the toilet , an when I cummd back , he was holding vibrator. He angrily askd me , "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating , right?" FML

#21113687
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58340) - you deserved it (9005)

On 04/15/2014 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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