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afkwarrior
  • Town/Country : London , England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 125
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About afkwarrior : Got a lovely loving boyfriend and love playing Steam games on PC. I'm Asian, 5ft tall, love music, comedy, reading, being clever, and Doctor Who. If you want to talk then actually message me with something interesting. I don't respond to hellos and how are yous.

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Today, my boyfriend stayed over at my place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I used the toilet, and when I came back, he was holding my vibrator. He angrily asked me, "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating, right?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44343) - you deserved it (6304)

On 04/15/2014 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got home late from work, so I decided to make myself a microwave meal. I pierced the plastic film several times. A little too loudly for my hateful bastard of a neighbor, I guess, because he called the cops on me, claiming he heard gunshots from my apartment. FML

#21077955
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39586) - you deserved it (2531)

On 03/04/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by fuck you, jack (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my family and I were having turkey for dinner. My boyfriend leaned in towards me and muttered, "I'll stuff your turkey later". Everyone heard and the whole room went dead silent. FML

Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML

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222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46044) - you deserved it (4519)

On 12/22/2013 at 10:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was granted a donation to pay for a creative writing course. When I told my mom she couldn't even muster a smile. She found her excitement later, however, when she posted how proud she was of me on Facebook. I can only get praise through my mom attention-whoring on social media. FML

#20980804
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33751) - you deserved it (1870)

On 12/04/2013 at 7:00pm - misc - by Briscuit (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was in a video chat with an old friend who I haven't talked to in years, and my mom walks in. The first thing she says is, "Did you close the toilet after you pooped? Cause today on the news I heard that your poop particles can fly up to 25 feet, landing on your toothbrush." FML

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On 10/01/2009 at 9:09pm - health - by Poop (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my wisdom teeth decided to come in. I didn't know that being wise could hurt so much. FML

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