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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 January 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1179
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About aeslehc_ : Depending on what day you catch me on, I can be pretty damn nice, or pretty damn bitchy.

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aeslehc_'s favorite FMLs

Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

#1680929
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15088) - you deserved it (60799)

On 05/05/2009 at 11:41pm - intimacy - by JoeyDizz (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I asked my girl friend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said was that good. She was serious. FML

#909616
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67345) - you deserved it (19889)

On 04/11/2009 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML

#333270
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46917) - you deserved it (22404)

On 03/15/2009 at 12:20am - love - by Raw95 (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

#99894
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49114) - you deserved it (5181)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realized that the beef jerky someone had left on the counter and that I'd been sneaking a few pieces of every morning had a cartoon dog holding two strips of beef jerky. I wondered why nobody else was eating it. It was beef jerky for dogs. FML

#94421
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7816) - you deserved it (44655)

On 02/21/2009 at 2:44am - animals - by Chubsley (man) - United States (Virginia)



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