Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

aeslehc_

Search for a member

aeslehc_

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 January 1992 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1557
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About aeslehc_ : Depending on what day you catch me on, I can be pretty damn nice, or pretty damn bitchy.

aeslehc_'s page activity

Visits<b>Michaelaarnett</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 3:27pm<b>Kieranr10</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 2:03am<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 1:28pm<b>yenze</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 8:43am<b>markb993</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 11:38pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 10:40pm<b>bps2007</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 8:06am<b>chager59</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 1:37pm<b>MitchellIIt</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 5:47am<b>Tthug</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 11:13pm<b>Raxy</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 8:51pm<b>welchie155</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 10:30pm<b>_babylynn_</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 10:43am<b>Darkestsoul</b> - the 09/29/2014 at 3:17pm<b>jayeterror775</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 11:47am<b>Anarchy66</b> - the 05/29/2014 at 12:25pm<b>Superdouchebag</b> - the 05/02/2014 at 5:23pm<b>cainightroad</b> - the 04/24/2014 at 1:03am

aeslehc_'s FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

aeslehc_'s favorite FMLs

Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

#1680929
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17313) - you deserved it (64870)

On 05/05/2009 at 11:41pm - intimacy - by JoeyDizz (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I asked my girl friend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said was that good. She was serious. FML

#909616
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72339) - you deserved it (21362)

On 04/11/2009 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML

#333270
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51005) - you deserved it (23893)

On 03/15/2009 at 12:20am - love - by Raw95 (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

#99894
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53954) - you deserved it (5676)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realized that the beef jerky someone had left on the counter and that I'd been sneaking a few pieces of every morning had a cartoon dog holding two strips of beef jerky. I wondered why nobody else was eating it. It was beef jerky for dogs. FML

#94421
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9189) - you deserved it (48924)

On 02/21/2009 at 2:44am - animals - by Chubsley (man) - United States (Virginia)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: