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About aeslehc_ : Depending on what day you catch me on, I can be pretty damn nice, or pretty damn bitchy.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by mainey92 (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 3:15am - health - by Daddy. (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was pulling a car out of the shop where I work, when I tried to go over a small snow bank to park it. What I didn't realize was the snow had turned into solid ice, and it broke the front bumper cover. It's going to cost $1000 to fix it and I also had to call the owner. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 4:16pm - work - by sacredsilence29 (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my drunk mother got into a fight with the lady at Krystal burger. Why? "Because the bitch said they aren't making special orders." FML
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On 02/10/2010 at 10:10am - misc - by Krit - United States
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss' truck. While he was in it. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 2:50pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went indoor rock climbing with my uncle and his 5 year-old girl. I'm about halfway up the hardest ascent when my arm cramps up. As I stretched my arm, my cousin yells up at me in her tiny voice, "Prove you're a man and climb that wall!" I fell off. I was emasculated by a 5 year-old. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 7:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found I had rolled, and was smoking a cigarette without realising it after proudly entering my third day of being a non-smoker. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 2:38pm - misc - by Namnack - Netherlands (Groningen)
Today, I'm in the hospital because I sliced my leg open. Why? I jumped off my bed and scratched myself on the metal bed frame when Miss America was crowned to Miss Virginia. I'm 20 years old, and a man. FML
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On 01/31/2010 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, after spending four days having my resume, cover letter, and references proofread and perfected by professionals, I finally submitted it all to the summer internship of my dreams. I received a rejection letter ten minutes later. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 2:20pm - work - by PiMan (man) - United States (Alaska)
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 4:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 1:44am - work - by StillHurt (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 2:39pm - misc - by burnedboy (man) - United States
Today, my estranged, alcoholic father decided to tell me I have a sister. After 30 mins of him describing how beautiful she is and how much we look alike and how she has lived one town away from me her entire life, I was excited to the point of tears. Too bad she died a year ago. Thanks dad. FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 6:49am - misc - by Mills (woman) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 7:57pm - love - by IceMage (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, whilst working at the supermarket, a man came through my checkout who couldn't open the plastic bags. I thought it would be a laugh to make fun of him because of it, saying "Come on! What's wrong with you?". Turns out he has arthritis. And Parkinson's Disease. He left, more than angry. FML
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On 01/16/2010 at 7:16pm - work - by bdk_2020 (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)
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