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About aeonsoul : I guess my life's good. Giving up trying to post stories and going to focus on commenting how f*d up y'all lives are :) Like my friend Perry the Platypus here, ain't holding back. Elbow and Karate kick chop suey to the face!

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Today, my family and I went to feed carrots to the giraffes at the zoo. After I finished my first cup of carrots, I turned back to get some more. Suddenly, I was jerked back and a chunk of my hair was ripped out. The giraffe mistook the orange barrette in my hair for a carrot. FML


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Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like. Right as we started playing, for some unearthly reason my body decided to let out a little pee. I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet. He did. FML


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