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About aenemadreamer : My husband Adam and I finally got married! It was a dream day and I couldn't be happier nor love someone more :) Anyways, I work ALOT to keep afloat, but work has its own rewards too. We hope to have children as soon as we can and I cant wait to see where life takes us!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML
Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML
Friday 21 November 2014