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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 May 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1744
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About aenemadreamer : My husband Adam and I finally got married! It was a dream day and I couldn't be happier nor love someone more :) Anyways, I work ALOT to keep afloat, but work has its own rewards too. We hope to have children as soon as we can and I cant wait to see where life takes us!

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Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (184049) - you deserved it (36962)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)



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