About aenemadreamer : My husband Adam and I finally got married! It was a dream day and I couldn't be happier nor love someone more :) Anyways, I work ALOT to keep afloat, but work has its own rewards too. We hope to have children as soon as we can and I cant wait to see where life takes us!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML
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Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic-Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up... out my left nostril. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 5:28pm - health - by DeepTaccer (man) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
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On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was driving down the road. A giant seagull flew into my windsheild and shattered it. If that is not bad enough, the carcass slid up my windshield, into my sunroof, and suddenly I had a bloody, dead passenger. FML
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On 10/08/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I saw a spider crawling on my new roommate's cheek, so I told her to stand still so that I could flick it off. Several long seconds of flicking made me realize that it wasn't a spider at all. I had been flicking her hairy mole. FML
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On 10/05/2010 at 5:01pm - animals - by jabba (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my four year old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy. Apparently, you can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass through clothing. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 1:48am - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was watching tv with my grandpa, and he stops flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote lands on my stomach as my mom and grandma walk in the door. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
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On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 9:34pm - misc - by disturbed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm - animals - by Adam (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 10:27pm - misc - by hiii. (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 10:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML
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On 03/06/2010 at 7:49pm - money - by uneducated - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML
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On 09/02/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by boytoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)
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