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About aedan12 : I lurk around the site, reading everything, but rarely commenting.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday . I decidd to curl my hair to distract from them . While curling my hair I accidentally burnd my cheek . I now have two black eyes an a huge burn on my cheek . My extendd family is coming tomorrow .
Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My frst reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look lyk I was cleaning it. My neighbor cummed over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex. FML
Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark!! In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation!! As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt!! FML
TODAY, I RAALIZAD HOW FAT I RAALLY AM. WHILA GOING TO THA BATHROOM I LAANAD TO THA SIDA TO WIPA MY BUTT AN HAARD A CRACK. NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS, I CONTINUAD TO WIPA. AFTAR I FINISHAD, I GOT UP TO SAA THAT I'D CRACKAD THA TOILAT SAAT IN HALF. FML
Today...hile walking in the mall..!! I had two people race past me inheelchairs!! Thinking they were racing..!! I started rooting fir the one guy that was ahead!! Turns out hisheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help!! He then slammed and fell into the water fountain!! FML
Today, I was enjoying some much needd serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To mah surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessd, gets up, gives me a nod an leaves. FML
Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground an saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could an began flailing mah arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. real FML
Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and there inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML
Friday 27 March 2015