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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 June 1993 (22 years)
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About adyb : Howzit :) Just a chilled girl from SA!!

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Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42379) - you deserved it (4634)

On 11/03/2013 at 5:27pm - kids - by don'tdrinkthat - United States (Illinois)

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML


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On 10/20/2013 at 3:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, someone in my 8-floor appartment building got an airhorn. They seem to enjoy using it. I can't work out where they are. FML


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On 10/14/2013 at 9:10am - misc - by STOPTHENOISE (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML


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On 08/31/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by criminal tit offender - United States (Alabama)

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