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Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30872) - you deserved it (3567)

On 02/06/2010 at 3:15am - kids - by Misty3242 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24579) - you deserved it (3841)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:32pm - animals - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31802) - you deserved it (6385)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)



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