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advent2060
  • Town/Country : San Francisco, USA
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  • Birth Date : Monday 17 December 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 727
  • Number of comments : 57
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Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML

#12797931 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (14007) - you deserved it (17804)

On 08/29/2010 at 1:02am - health - by yggiz (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally got to hook up with this hot guy I'd been talking to for a few weeks. To my surprise, he was sinfully drunk when he arrives. As we were going at it, he shits on my white carpet. Now the phrase "f***ing the shit out of someone" has a brand new meaning for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12303) - you deserved it (3241)

On 02/20/2010 at 5:47am - intimacy - by jo - United States

Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML

#8167540 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (8009) - you deserved it (17554)

On 02/12/2010 at 1:11pm - love - by mike4444 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4065) - you deserved it (32780)

On 12/13/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by eggnoodles (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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