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advent2060
  • Town/Country : San Francisco, USA
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 December 1990 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 95
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Today, my mother threw away my brand new headphones. She saw them on the couch with duct tape on the wires and assumed they were "old, broken, and cheap." I put the tape there to avoid damaging the wires. FML

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On 06/12/2013 at 12:59am - money - by why mom, why? - United States (California)

Today, I'm recovering in the emergency room. How did I get here? Intoxicated at a coed party, I saw a hole in the host's shed and thought it funny to christen it a "glory-hole", only to be bitten by what may well have been a black widow spider. FML

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On 11/28/2012 at 1:09pm - health - by Widowmaker - United States (Nevada)

Today, I learned to never shave your downstairs when you have the hiccups. FML

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129 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 1:02am - health - by yggiz (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally got to hook up with this hot guy I'd been talking to for a few weeks. To my surprise, he was sinfully drunk when he arrives. As we were going at it, he shits on my white carpet. Now the phrase "f***ing the shit out of someone" has a brand new meaning for me. FML

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107 comments

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On 02/20/2010 at 5:47am - intimacy - by jo - United States

Today, I bought myself a flower for Valentine's Day to be delivered to myself from "Anonymous". FML

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On 02/12/2010 at 1:11pm - love - by mike4444 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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On 12/13/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by eggnoodles (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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