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by Anonymous / 12/31/2009 at 3:06am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm 'so slow a turtle could kick my ass' and that he has 'a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend.' FML
by cheat / 10/18/2009 at 7:30am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my grandma went to get birthday gifts for my twin sister and me. She returned with 2 shirts that read "I see you've met the twins" in big letters across the chest. She gave them to us and said, "Isn't this cute? 'cause you're twins!" I then had to explain to her what the shirt was actually referring to. FML
by twingirl / 08/14/2009 at 5:57pm / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was opening and sorting mail for my boss as part of my job. One package was delivered to the office instead of his home by mistake, since his house is next door on the same property. I didn't notice until I had opened it. I had to hand my boss an opened box of toys. Kinky ones. FML
by TMI / 08/05/2009 at 3:36pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML
by Takuma / 05/20/2009 at 1:10am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- Today, I was late to dinner with my anal-retentive parents because my boyfriend was too busy making… Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious.… Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we…