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by whyme102008 / 07/13/2011 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my dad forgot me at cross country practice. When he got there two hours late, instead of apologizing, he said, "Hey, that's only the third time I've forgotten you at practice. You should be congratulating me." FML
by Anonymous / 06/30/2011 at 9:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Eve / 06/24/2011 at 6:45am / Ireland (Cork) / Intimacy
by 1337fade / 04/07/2011 at 1:19am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy
Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
by Malakai / 02/02/2011 at 12:57am / United States / Kids
by Anony Mous / 06/20/2010 at 7:37pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by liu_kang / 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm / United States / Health
Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML
by Satan / 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML
by Anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 10:17pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by OhhhNooo / 03/14/2010 at 7:23pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted "50 POINTS!" FML
by Cooky / 03/14/2010 at 5:09am / United Kingdom (Calderdale) / Work
Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML
by justlittleoldme / 03/12/2010 at 8:17am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Love
by anonymous / 03/09/2010 at 1:43am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by dead / 03/08/2010 at 7:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I was home alone. It was very dark and so I went to turn on the lights, when I heard the sound of a gun loading. I dropped to the floor but never heard a gun fire. I got up and heard the sound again. When I got lights on, I discovered it was only my printer telling me it was out of paper. FML
by OhaiiKid / 03/07/2010 at 12:02am / United States (Georgia) / Geek
- Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on… Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and refused to give me back the condoms I'd just bought. Why?… Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get…