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adrii09
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 December 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 838
  • Number of comments : 65
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Today, I did something clever at work and I was telling one of the other girls about it. I said "Just using my noodle" and went to tap my temple but instead I jabbed myself in the eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5134) - you deserved it (23902)

On 01/29/2010 at 12:10am - work - by ke (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I finished my SAT and was feeling pretty good about it. I decided to turn on my phone, since it was on silent. As the guy was collecting our tests, my phone vibrated a little. My score was cancelled. It was a text from my mom reminding me to turn off my phone. FML

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238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18691) - you deserved it (76601)

On 05/02/2009 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I gave a campus tour to a group of high school seniors. As I was showing off the dorms, one student asks, "Are these beds sturdy enough for threesomes?" Before I could respond, another kid shouts, "How would he know, I bet the only action he gets in bed is from his left hand." She's correct. FML

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141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95142) - you deserved it (9958)

On 03/23/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21303) - you deserved it (4537)

On 02/01/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by achtung - United States (Connecticut)



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