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  • Birth Date : Monday 17 December 1990 (24 years)
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Today... I did something clever at work and I was telling one of the other grls about it. I said "Just using my noodle" and went to tap my temple but instead I jabbed myself in the eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6299) - you deserved it (27023)

On 01/29/2010 at 12:10am - work - by ke (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, looool I finisd my SAT an was feeling pretty good about it. I decidd to turn on my pone, since it was on silent. As te guy was collecting our tests, my pone vibratd a little. My score was cancelld. It was a text from my mom reminding me to turn off my pone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19571) - you deserved it (79213)

On 05/02/2009 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I Gave A Campus Tour To A Group Of High School Seniors. As I Was Showing Off The Dorms, One Student Asks, "Are These Beds Sturdy Enough For Threesomes?" Before I Could Respond, Another Kid Shouts, "How Would He Know, I Bet The Only Action He Gets In Bd Is From His Left Hand." She's Correct. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (101179) - you deserved it (10808)

On 03/23/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smild and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24824) - you deserved it (4972)

On 02/01/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by achtung - United States (Connecticut)



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