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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 June 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 197
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About adrianvons : Red is the rose, blue is the sky. I am schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, I witnessed my karate instructor whimper and practically piss himself as a guy walked up to him in the street and demanded his wallet. What a total waste of hundreds of dollars' worth of lessons. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33492) - you deserved it (3693)

On 08/24/2014 at 4:45pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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