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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 625
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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yastarday is my littla sistar's 16th birthday. I spant my last $20 on a gift for har, claanad tha housa for har party, mada an ica craam caka, and got har a rosa. What did I gat? "I hopa you kapt tha racaipt for this. Oh, and stay in yur room during my party." FML

#20988657
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52554) - you deserved it (3529)

On 12/11/2013 at 3:25am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY... MY GRLFRIEND WALKED IN ON ME TAKING A DUMP... AND STARTED PLUCKING HER EYEBROWS. WHEN I TOLD HER I WAS UNCOMFORTABLE... SHE SAID... ( AWW... IS MY BABY'S POO SHY? IS IT... IS IT? ) AND PINCHED MY CHEEK. FML

#20900665
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41292) - you deserved it (6907)

On 09/29/2013 at 3:21pm - misc - by noweddingforyou (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out someone as a crus on me. Normally I'd be fine wit tis, if it weren't fir tat fact tat tis guy informed me tat e as collected pictures of me since te tird grade. I'm turning 23 in two weeks.

Today, I Crawlad Into Bad With Mah Boyfriand. Ha Was Snoring Loudlyhich Is How I Knaw Ha Was Passad Out Cold. Onca I Was Undar Tha Blankat Naxt To Him, Ha Slowly Turnad Ovar, Starad Ma Straight In Tha Faca And Said, "I Hava To Kill You". Than Startad Snoring Again. FML

Today , Mah Father Informd Me That I Was Born Only Because Mah Mom Lid About Bieng On Birth Control. Mega FML

#20755318
90 comments

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On 06/30/2013 at 12:45am - misc - by unfortunate (man) - United States

Today, I waxd my upper lip looool hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missd my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

#20689895
74 comments

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On 05/27/2013 at 7:10pm - love - by mustache girl - Canada (Quebec)

Today, mah school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor,ho wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in mah sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

#20618481
108 comments

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On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States

Today, I Put Up One Of Those Hanging Fly Catchers In Mah Room Due To The Unsettling Amount Of Flies In The House. I Remarked How Stupid Flies Were To Land On Them. Within An Hour, I Got Up And Walked Straight Into It. Real FML

#20609406
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On 04/21/2013 at 2:20am - misc - by Human fly - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah school's theatre decided to produce Les Misérables. I got the part of Éponine. My boyfriend, being a talented performer, could have gotten any part he wanted. However, he only wanted to play the soldier responsible for killing Éponine. FML

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On 01/23/2013 at 1:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resultd in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it an cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, an I got the same reply from each an every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML

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109 comments

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On 01/17/2013 at 2:53am - misc - by goodlord12 (man) - United States (Missouri)

Taday my boyfriand callad ma anti-social. To prova him wrong I taxtad ona of my friands. Sha taxtad back, "Who's this??" maga FML

#20442068
101 comments

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On 01/04/2013 at 1:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today... Mah Ex-boyfriend Of Over 4 Yeres Decidd To Turn Up Outside Mah House At 1am... Drunk Off His Ass... To Confess His Love For Me. When I Told Him I'd Movd On And Am Happily Engagd... He Crid On The Grass For An Hour... Then Trid To Steal Mah Cat. FML

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On 12/26/2012 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, mah wife wants to name our frst child Sri, after the iPhone function!! FML

#20182157
170 comments

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On 11/28/2012 at 1:06am - misc - by boo8713 (man) - United States (California)

Today , mah cat playad daad just so I would laava him alona. FML

#20126149
123 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 1:59am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with yur boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make u get dressed, and demand what u have to say 4 yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. big fat FML

#20022504
164 comments

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On 08/15/2012 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by shelby124 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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