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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 December 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 679
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About adoseofmicki : I'm eighteen. I've never had a date. I don't really like the beach. I love music. I hate my decade and my so-called generation. I wish I could be twenty years older so I could have awesome memories of the nineties. I'd still probably be dateless back then, but at least I'd have Carefree gum and 120 Minutes.

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adoseofmicki's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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adoseofmicki's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make some popcorn." I asked her if she could get me some. She said no. FML

by candy man / 09/04/2014 at 3:32pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend called me in tears, convinced that he found me in a porn video online. It wasn't me. And when I finally got him to give me the web address, I too started crying at the realization of how fat he thinks I am. FML

by confidence taken / 08/23/2014 at 2:26am / United States (Mississippi) / Intimacy

Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML

by flyakite / 08/21/2014 at 11:53pm / United States / Love

Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML

by imalosertho / 06/10/2014 at 9:01pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Animals

Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML

by idiotson / 06/10/2014 at 8:39pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I got a very serious case of the shits while in the middle of trying to close a sale, and had to run to the bathroom. My coworker picked up the sale, stealing all the commission in the process. FML

by shudson186 / 06/10/2014 at 8:25pm / Canada (Ontario) / Money

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, after having asked me out on Monday, the guy I like angrily cancelled our date because I "hadn't bothered" even talking to him for "several days". One day. You didn't hear from me on Monday. It's now Tuesday. That's one day, dick. FML

by fartbucket51995129565 / 06/10/2014 at 2:29pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML

by Anonymous / 06/10/2014 at 11:05am / Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) / Miscellaneous