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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 December 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 379
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About adoseofmicki : I'm sixteen. I've never had a date. I don't really like the beach. I love music. I hate my decade and my so-called generation. I wish I could be twenty years older so I could have awesome memories of the nineties. I'd still probably be dateless back then, but at least I'd have Carefree gum and 120 Minutes.

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adoseofmicki's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make some popcorn." I asked her if she could get me some. She said no. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42282) - you deserved it (8385)

On 09/04/2014 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by candy man - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend called me in tears, convinced that he found me in a porn video online. It wasn't me. And when I finally got him to give me the web address, I too started crying at the realization of how fat he thinks I am. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54222) - you deserved it (5409)

On 08/23/2014 at 2:26am - intimacy - by confidence taken - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41609) - you deserved it (5959)

On 08/21/2014 at 11:53pm - love - by flyakite - United States

Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42426) - you deserved it (18374)

On 06/10/2014 at 9:01pm - animals - by imalosertho (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML


I agree, your life sucks (49597) - you deserved it (8250)

On 06/10/2014 at 8:39pm - kids - by idiotson - United States (New York)

Today, I got a very serious case of the shits while in the middle of trying to close a sale, and had to run to the bathroom. My coworker picked up the sale, stealing all the commission in the process. FML

Today, after having asked me out on Monday, the guy I like angrily cancelled our date because I "hadn't bothered" even talking to him for "several days". One day. You didn't hear from me on Monday. It's now Tuesday. That's one day, dick. FML


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On 06/10/2014 at 2:29pm - love - by fartbucket51995129565 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41071) - you deserved it (3920)

On 06/10/2014 at 11:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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