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About adoseofmicki : I'm sixteen. I've never had a date. I don't really like the beach. I love music. I hate my decade and my so-called generation. I wish I could be twenty years older so I could have awesome memories of the nineties. I'd still probably be dateless back then, but at least I'd have Carefree gum and 120 Minutes.
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Friday 17 October 2014