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Today, I was riding the bus. Suddenly, it appeared to start to snow inside the bus, and I assumed a window was open. When I looked up however, I discovered the girl in front of me putting her hair up in a ponytail. The so-called "snow" was coming off of her head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18871) - you deserved it (1090)

On 02/12/2010 at 7:04pm - misc - by ummmmEW - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

#7816615 (628)

I agree, your life sucks (35460) - you deserved it (28277)

On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML

#6265559 (193)

I agree, your life sucks (21790) - you deserved it (3077)

On 11/11/2009 at 10:05pm - misc - by DangerZone (man) - United States (California)