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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 October 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1289
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, my father yelled at me for changing 1 of his 2 programable seat positions in his car because he uses both. Apparently, 1 is for sober driving and 2 is for high/drunk driving. Go dad. FML


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On 01/15/2010 at 2:24am - misc - by Goobie (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6063) - you deserved it (43686)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:14am - work - by Ilovelife07 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went on an interview for a job that I had been wanting for months. I thought everything was going great. On my way out, my interviewer asked me to recycle something for him. I agreed. It was my resume. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34002) - you deserved it (2078)

On 01/13/2010 at 7:05pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I jumped into a pile of snow which had built up against a wall. Turns out it wasn't snow but a pile of cement covered by an inch of snow. I now have a 3 inch cut along my leg and a sprained wrist from falling. FML


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On 01/11/2010 at 8:43am - misc - by Chris (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was wearing a shirt that had a picture of a squirrel and acorns with a caption reading "Protect Your Nuts". My dad walked up to me, read my shirt, then punched me in the balls. FML


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On 01/09/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by squirrel (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML


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On 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by mclovin09 (man) - United States (California)

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