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admirer69

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 338
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About admirer69 : I'm about as unlucky as you can get.

admirer69's page activity

Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/30/2016 at 1:38pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 3:43pm<b>Jayroc</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 8:08pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 12:11am<b>sexyboi1985</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 11:36pm<b>Khaleesi_26</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 3:37pm<b>ThePaperDragon</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 8:19pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 02/27/2016 at 11:05am<b>Arnoud</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 1:19pm<b>awishadahbau5</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 11:24am<b>A07</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 8:00am<b>Neut</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 7:15am<b>guther_unicorn</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 3:03pm<b>leeebeeeee18</b> - the 07/27/2014 at 12:29pm<b>HVAkicker99</b> - the 07/20/2014 at 1:12am<b>sdroze1389</b> - the 07/12/2014 at 4:09am<b>jgilmanx13</b> - the 07/12/2014 at 1:38am<b>Garrison21</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 12:15pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 6:10am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 12:28pm<b>sexyboi1985</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 5:36am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 6:13am<b>Arnoud</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 7:19pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 3:26pm<b>guther_unicorn</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 9:03pm<b>A07</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 1:15pm

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I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Back from a party

An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.

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admirer69's favorite FMLs

Today, my cat likes to share my pillow at night. I guess she was extra comfortable last night, because she didn't bother getting off it to hack up a hairball. I woke up because I rolled my face onto it. FML

by xXWhiteSheepXx / 04/07/2016 at 10:28pm / United States (Nebraska) / Animals

Today, there's a new freshman at my school that looks exactly like me. Whenever we see her, my friends shout "Twinzies!" I don't have anything against her, but I'm bummed because I'm a male senior. FML

by twinzies / 02/19/2016 at 9:46pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall, my mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked: 'TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK'. FML

by Ohgodmother / 02/28/2014 at 4:06am / Australia (Tasmania) / Kids

Today, I was watching TV when my sister-in-law called me, laughing. It turns out my brother got his head stuck between the bars on the stairs. Again. My brother is 29. FML

by AshlynnPrime / 11/14/2013 at 5:44pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

by not getting laid / 10/13/2013 at 10:38am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, my friends took my work laptop and changed the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you need to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

by Anonymous / 07/20/2013 at 11:45am / United States (Delaware) / Work

Today, a business man in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML

by Anonymous / 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm / United Kingdom / Transportation

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

by Anonymous / 04/19/2010 at 4:36pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, I wrote the most beautiful college application essay ever, ten minutes before the online deadline. Instead of clicking "submit", I clicked the button next to it that said "return". The entire essay vanished into internet wasteland. FML

by Anonymous / 10/16/2009 at 4:56pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, the girl I have been dating for the past five years asked me to move to California with her to get married. Naturally, I was thrilled and said, "Of course, when do you want to leave?". She just stared at me blankly and said, "Shit, I was kidding." FML

by axsmith01 / 08/21/2009 at 2:48am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML

by ZAS / 06/15/2009 at 3:45am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to tell my mother what I thought about religion. I've been raised catholic. I told her I was converting to Wicca, to which she sort of nodded and walked away. I went into my room to study with my earbuds in, music loud. I walked out to see a cross nailed above my door. FML

by Sigh / 05/23/2009 at 1:50am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

by karma / 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy