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admirer69

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  • Title : Madam
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 178
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About admirer69 : I'm about as unlucky as you can get.

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admirer69's favorite FMLs

Today, in public, one of mom's friends askd me how on earth did I get so tall, mom happily scamperd looool to side an shriekd: 'TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK'. big fat FML

#21073837
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39434) - you deserved it (3522)

On 02/28/2014 at 4:06am - kids - by Ohgodmother (man) - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, I was watching TVhen my sister-in-law called me, laughing !! It turns out my brother got his head stuck between the bars on the stairs !! Again !! My brother is 29 !! FML

#20957769
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38062) - you deserved it (2811)

On 11/14/2013 at 5:44pm - misc - by AshlynnPrime - United States (Kentucky)

Today... I was hitting on a girl... and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into mah phone... she called mah mom and asked her if she raised me to ( sexually harass women. ) FML

#20918730
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21677) - you deserved it (81782)

On 10/13/2013 at 10:38am - love - by not getting laid - United States (Texas)

Today, friends took work laptop and changd the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you ned to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

#20793994
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54925) - you deserved it (6353)

On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, a busines man in his fortie tackled looool me to the ground in an attempt to take mah seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch an gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven month pregnant. FML

#17017856
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55175) - you deserved it (3221)

On 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, mah boyfriend told me he lovd me for the first time. He followd it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

#9994288
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36959) - you deserved it (9222)

On 04/19/2010 at 4:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today... I wrote the most beautiful college application essay ever... ten minutes before the online deadline. Instead of clicking "submit"... I clicked the button next to it that said "return". The entre essay vanished into internet wasteland. FML

#5853326
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20871) - you deserved it (42404)

On 10/16/2009 at 4:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

YESTERDAY THE GIRL I HAVE BEEN DATING 4 THE PAST FIVE YEARS ASKED ME TO MOVE TO CALIFORNIA WITH HER TO GET MARRIED . NATURALLY, I WAS THRILLED AN SAID, "OF COURSE, WHEN DO U WANT TO LEAVE?" . SHE JUST STARED AT ME BLANKLY AN SAID, "SHIT, I WAS KIDDING." FML

Today, my mom an I rentd a hotel room!! She decidd to go to bd,hile I watchd MythBusters!! Apparently, my mom got hothile she slept!! She threw the covers off of herself an pulld up her night-gown!! I turnd to fine out that my mother does not wear underwerehen she sleeps!!

#2905430
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53972) - you deserved it (3664)

On 06/15/2009 at 3:45am - misc - by ZAS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I decided to tell my motherhat I thought about religion. I've been raised catholic. I told her I was converting to Wicca, tohich she sort of nodded and walked away. I went into my room to study with my earbuds in, music loud. I walked out to looool see a cross nailed above my door.

#2202679
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37581) - you deserved it (31971)

On 05/23/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by Sigh (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today... I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately... he had one frst. FML

#3084
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50225) - you deserved it (6822)

On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)



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