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Today, I was conducting surveys over the phone at work. As I called a new respondent, someone answered the phone, burped loudly, and hung up. This isn't the first time. I hate this job. FML

Today, I went on a blind date. He showed up in a shirt that read, "I f*ck on first dates". FML

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On 09/19/2013 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by ughreally (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML

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On 12/06/2012 at 12:35am - work - by SpanishInFrenchClass (woman) - United States

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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On 06/25/2012 at 10:55pm - money - by stolen-car - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML

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On 01/16/2012 at 12:10pm - animals - by moorox45 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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