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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 October 1989 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 450
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About adeel : I'm Adeel, a Software Engineer by Profession and an Electrical Engineer by qualification . . . Makes you wonder, doesn't it? PM me if you want to know more ;)

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Today, my mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helped my mom write it a couple years ago, and I was to get funds to pay off school loans. She revised it and put in a note saying I was to get nothing because I was "lazy." The executor read it out loud. FML

#2796619
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99971) - you deserved it (10002)

On 06/11/2009 at 7:51am - money - by TSampson (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

#1749459
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (138698) - you deserved it (14089)

On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML

#923154
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (124823) - you deserved it (6936)

On 04/12/2009 at 6:47am - misc - by Aprilfools (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in the food court at the mall. When she said "yes", the entire food court broke out in applause, and my girlfriend and I were escorted out of the mall for "starting a riot". I never knew clapping was a crime. FML

#677461
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102091) - you deserved it (22303)

On 03/29/2009 at 10:03am - love - by engaged (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I came home a few days early from a 3-month business trip. As I opened my apartment door, hoping to surprise my girlfriend, the man she's apparently been cheating on me with promptly punched me in the face. He thought I was a burglar. FML

#663425
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (110752) - you deserved it (4587)

On 03/28/2009 at 3:42pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML

#297677
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (105742) - you deserved it (4424)

On 03/13/2009 at 1:30am - misc - by depresso (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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