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Today, my mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helped my mom write it a couple years ago, and I was to get funds to pay off school loans. She revised it and put in a note saying I was to get nothing because I was "lazy." The executor read it out loud. FML
by TSampson / 06/11/2009 at 7:51am / United States (Georgia) / Money
by Oblivious / 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm / Kuwait / Love
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML
by Aprilfools / 04/12/2009 at 6:47am / United States (Oregon) / Love
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in the food court at the mall. When she said "yes", the entire food court broke out in applause, and my girlfriend and I were escorted out of the mall for "starting a riot". I never knew clapping was a crime. FML
by engaged / 03/29/2009 at 10:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I came home a few days early from a 3-month business trip. As I opened my apartment door, hoping to surprise my girlfriend, the man she's apparently been cheating on me with promptly punched me in the face. He thought I was a burglar. FML
by Anonymous / 03/28/2009 at 3:42pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by depresso / 03/13/2009 at 1:30am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
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