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About addioty : Hiya! I'm Addy (: Sometimes I post here. Haven't been on this account since April 2014 but found my old account when scrolling through the comments on random FMLS. Future nurse, dog owner, reality-TV obsessed vegetarian. I don't have too much going on haha.

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Today, I realized how bad my OCD is when I accidentally got a paper cut and I was annoyed by the fact that the cut wasn't in a straight line. FML


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On 10/20/2013 at 10:34am - health - by Teiu88 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my girlfriend about my extreme fear of flying roaches. She immediately got upset because she thought, since I'm from the Caribbean, I would be "manlier" and "eat stuff like that for breakfast". FML


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