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  • Number of visits : 1271
  • Number of comments : 217
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About addioty : If you came here to whine because you dislike one of my comments, I'm glad. Fuck whiny people.

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addioty's favorite FMLs

Today, the AC broke in the kitchen of the restaurant I work at. Temperatures reached over 100 degrees and one of my coworkers nearly passed out. Our boss accused us of being "dramatic" and only let us step out after I collapsed. I need this job too badly to quit. FML

#21477146
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24404) - you deserved it (1592)

On 10/07/2015 at 12:46pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I realized how bad my OCD is when I accidentally got a paper cut and I was annoyed by the fact that the cut wasn't in a straight line. FML

#20927328
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45002) - you deserved it (6696)

On 10/20/2013 at 10:34am - health - by Teiu88 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my girlfriend about my extreme fear of flying roaches. She immediately got upset because she thought, since I'm from the Caribbean, I would be "manlier" and "eat stuff like that for breakfast". FML

#20783934
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45962) - you deserved it (4784)

On 07/15/2013 at 9:41am - misc - by sammy77sam (man) - Saint Kitts and Nevis (Saint George Basseterre)



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