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  • Town/Country : Tyler Oakley's Basement, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 584
  • Number of comments : 174
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About addioty : I really love the show catfish.

Middle aged creepy ass boys, I'm a 17 year old UNDERAGED girl and y'all need to fucking stop with the horny messages. The majority of you are super weird and I'm honestly not interested. Sorry.

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Today, I realized how bad my OCD is when I accidentally got a paper cut and I was annoyed by the fact that the cut wasn't in a straight line. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39067) - you deserved it (5573)

On 10/20/2013 at 10:34am - health - by Teiu88 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my girlfriend about my extreme fear of flying roaches. She immediately got upset because she thought, since I'm from the Caribbean, I would be "manlier" and "eat stuff like that for breakfast". FML

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On 07/15/2013 at 9:41am - misc - by sammy77sam (man) - Saint Kitts and Nevis (Saint George Basseterre)



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