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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 134
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About addictedtosorrow : fuckin Elsa, you better want to build a Godamn snowman

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her. We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, "Milk me like a cow." I can no longer drink milk without hearing that in my head. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50028) - you deserved it (18164)

On 05/06/2014 at 9:55am - intimacy - by chumman (man) - United States (New York)

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Friday 17 October 2014

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