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addictedtosorrow

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addictedtosorrow

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 259
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About addictedtosorrow : fuckin Elsa, you better want to build a Godamn snowman

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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addictedtosorrow's favorite FMLs

Today, my oldest friend got engaged to her loving boyfriend of one year. Meanwhile, I can't even get my boyfriend of more than four years to commit to a decision of what he wants for dinner. FML

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60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28224) - you deserved it (4114)

On 12/12/2014 at 10:17am - love - by galladore - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her. We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, "Milk me like a cow." I can no longer drink milk without hearing that in my head. FML

#21132249
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52379) - you deserved it (19103)

On 05/06/2014 at 9:55am - intimacy - by chumman (man) - United States (New York)



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