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About addictedtosorrow : fuckin Elsa, you better want to build a Godamn snowman

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Today, my oldest friend got engaged to her loving boyfriend of one year. Meanwhile, I can't even get my boyfriend of more than four years to commit to a decision of what he wants for dinner. FML


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On 12/12/2014 at 10:17am - love - by galladore - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her. We were doing it doggy style and it was great until she said, "Milk me like a cow." I can no longer drink milk without hearing that in my head. FML


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On 05/06/2014 at 9:55am - intimacy - by chumman (man) - United States (New York)

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