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Today, after a month of searching, I found a perfect apartment which I rented out for the next few months. The rent was inexpensive and the place was close to my job. Turns out, my 'perfect' new apartment overlooks a nudist community. FML

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On 09/30/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by explodingpupppet (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the 3rd person. Seriously. FML

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On 09/13/2009 at 12:15am - love - by blind_date (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

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On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)

Today, I am supposed to be doing my homework. Instead, I'm wasting my time on here. Yeah, it's kinda my fault. FML

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On 10/27/2008 at 10:53am - misc - by me - United States (New York)

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

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On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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