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  • Town/Country : owego, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 September 1996 (17 years)
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  • Number of comments : 22
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Today, during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on my scrotum. Every time I jumped into the water I would feel a sharp stab. After the full hour of hell, I went to the bathroom and looked in my new trunks. The designer had left their sewing needle in the crotch netting. FML

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On 01/14/2012 at 10:07pm - health - by CantPublish - United States

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59665) - you deserved it (2783)

On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

#18758727
167 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared I passed out. I was only on the kiddy hill. FML

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91 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 12:38am - misc - by scardeycat13 - United States (New York)

Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML

#18733674
307 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 6:11am - misc - by merrymary - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML

#18733674
307 comments

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On 01/07/2012 at 6:11am - misc - by merrymary - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML

#18733674
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26304) - you deserved it (5118)

On 01/07/2012 at 6:11am - misc - by merrymary - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML

#18733674
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26304) - you deserved it (5118)

On 01/07/2012 at 6:11am - misc - by merrymary - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML

#18733674
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26304) - you deserved it (5118)

On 01/07/2012 at 6:11am - misc - by merrymary - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML

#18733674
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26304) - you deserved it (5118)

On 01/07/2012 at 6:11am - misc - by merrymary - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

#18520175
135 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by 2285morgan - United States

Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices are making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML

#18467127
107 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 7:23am - misc - by pinkleopleurodon - United States

Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML

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287 comments

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On 12/06/2011 at 10:36am - intimacy - by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

#18429181
293 comments

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On 12/04/2011 at 5:47pm - love - by Mary - United States

Today, my dad announced to the whole family that we will be having a vegetarian dinner this Christmas to make my step-mum happy. FML

#18392103
165 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by BFH4Life (woman) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)



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