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Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML

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On 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm - money - by Money-money-money (woman) - France

Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML

#20398504
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26406) - you deserved it (4923) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm - money - by Money-money-money (woman) - France

Today, I realized that the comforting, unique scent of my mother in my childhood was actually the smell of the marijuana she smokes. FML

#20184714
204 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by childhoodupinsmoke (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found a wounded turkey in our backyard. I brought it inside, put it in a cage, and tended to its wounds. I then left. When I got back home, I smelled the wonderful aroma of my mother's cooking. She had prepared a turkey, the one I'd rescued. FML

#20162095
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On 11/13/2012 at 6:17pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was visiting family in Oregon. I did not know it was illegal to pump your own gas; the cops were involved. FML

#20159952
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On 11/12/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, despite my pleading, my boyfriend mounted a set of bullhorns above our headboard. Guess what came crashing down on our heads at 2am. FML

#20153273
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On 11/07/2012 at 10:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML

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On 10/03/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by Jlhfan90 - United States

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

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On 09/18/2012 at 4:20pm - health - by GMD (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, after moving in with a couple of vegan zoologists a few weeks ago, I discover that they don't believe that we have the right to kill cockroaches, and will not allow me to do so. The house is infested, and it's spread to my bedroom. FML

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On 09/11/2012 at 11:08am - health - by Stevski (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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On 09/10/2012 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by killmenow - United States (Washington)

Today, my car was towed for the second time in front of my own house. They tried to tell me it was because they didn't think I lived there anymore. The person who had it towed had just spoken to me not three hours before. FML

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95 comments

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On 08/29/2012 at 11:01am - money - by drixxy - United States (California)

Today, yet again, I had to dye my hair brown in advance of the new school year, because my school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if they're natural. FML

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On 08/13/2012 at 1:50pm - misc - by youmothERFUCKErs (woman) - United States

Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML

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On 08/11/2012 at 3:37pm - work - by mikeissad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML

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On 08/06/2012 at 9:40pm - misc - by Joe Lizen - United States (Illinois)

Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML

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On 07/30/2012 at 11:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)



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