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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 July 2000 (14 years)
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  • Number of visits : 446
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About adamjcurryy : Fuck bitchez evry day

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Today, my entire junior class took the ACT. On the last test, a classmate's phone went off, automatically invalidating the whole test. We all have to retake it. FML

Today, while laughing at a jogger that fell down while running, I choked on my French fries. They had to give me the Heimlich maneuver. FML

#21366627
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11959) - you deserved it (42114)

On 03/02/2015 at 3:40pm - health - by teapotrevolt - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML

#21365201
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31075) - you deserved it (2684)

On 02/28/2015 at 11:23am - love - by great (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

#21364239
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30300) - you deserved it (21914)

On 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm - love - by confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my wedding venue called and canceled our reservation because we were double booked with a spaghetti bingo night, which they felt was more important. FML

#21361818
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32760) - you deserved it (2512)

On 02/23/2015 at 3:49pm - misc - by looking4newvenue (woman) - United States

Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML

#21361801
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30630) - you deserved it (2804)

On 02/23/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by Wutdafuqq (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

#21361049
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28575) - you deserved it (3026)

On 02/22/2015 at 1:21pm - money - by HaliMali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my extremely hot coworker told me that I smelled good. At a complete loss for words, I replied, "Oh, I'm sure I don't." FML

#21359386
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27244) - you deserved it (4806)

On 02/19/2015 at 7:14pm - misc - by thisiswhyimavirgin (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend wasn't really bedridden sick on Valentine's Day. A Super Smash Bros game date with his friends was just more important. FML

#21358314
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28306) - you deserved it (4834)

On 02/17/2015 at 10:40pm - love - by superscript - United States (Washington)

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML

#21358057
132 comments

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On 02/17/2015 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML

#21355802
44 comments

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On 02/14/2015 at 7:14am - health - by u wot? (man) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, I found out that honestly answering "yes" to "Are Kate Upton's boobs bigger than mine?" is in my girlfriend's mind the equivalent of saying I don't find her attractive anymore and that I want to break up with her to date a supermodel. FML

#21355268
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27566) - you deserved it (7057)

On 02/13/2015 at 9:54am - love - by StrawHatBill (man) - United States

Today, as a reward for finishing all my work in maths, I was told I could leave early. Apparently, later on, the class had a random attendance inspection. I didn't know about this until I received a detention for not being present at that class. My teacher had completely forgotten about me. FML

Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML

#21352870
66 comments

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On 02/09/2015 at 5:58pm - work - by tirf -

Today, while shopping with my 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-aged guy nearby scoffed and told her: "DUCT, not DUCK. Dumb cunt." I ended up having to drive my bawling daughter home with no shopping. FML

#21352119
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43261) - you deserved it (2978)

On 02/08/2015 at 2:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -



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