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adamjcurryy

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adamjcurryy

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 July 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1031
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About adamjcurryy : Fuck bitchez evry day

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Today, I was called a fascist and accused of being "racist" against poor people, all because some crazy meth-mouthed bitch couldn't afford some booze and expected me to cut the price by almost 40% so she could. FML

#21392314
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28354) - you deserved it (2071)

On 04/12/2015 at 11:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while at my job, a couple became angry with me because I charged them for an extra ranch they'd ordered, as I'm supposed to. When I explained how it says in the menu how any additional sauces are an extra charge, she said nastily, "That's okay, we'll just take it out of your tip". FML

#21388872
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31458) - you deserved it (2453)

On 04/06/2015 at 8:58pm - work - by hexphoenix (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

#21387543
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32005) - you deserved it (2505)

On 04/04/2015 at 1:32pm - health - by fuck right off (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I found out that when buying my $500 dollar dress I put my address as Austria instead of Australia. FML

#21384499
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26030) - you deserved it (11884)

On 03/30/2015 at 11:27pm - money - by post it - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I lost hundreds of dollars in gift cards. Robbed? No. Mugged? Don't think so. My roommate threw them away after he got water on them, thinking that it rendered them unusable. FML

#21383795
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28531) - you deserved it (2128)

On 03/29/2015 at 9:09pm - money - by BrokeAndSad - United States (Ohio)

Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML

#21378013
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34079) - you deserved it (5473)

On 03/19/2015 at 9:06pm - love - by Fred - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, an old friend of mine landed in Spain, where he's visiting me. After a few minutes talking about where we should meet, we realized the reason he couldn't figure out where it was, was probably due to the fact that he was in Barcelona. I live in Madrid. FML

#21371100
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32703) - you deserved it (4330)

On 03/09/2015 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Spain (Aragon)

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

#21369938
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33958) - you deserved it (3356)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my entire junior class took the ACT. On the last test, a classmate's phone went off, automatically invalidating the whole test. We all have to retake it. FML

Today, while laughing at a jogger that fell down while running, I choked on my French fries. They had to give me the Heimlich maneuver. FML

#21366627
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13971) - you deserved it (48889)

On 03/02/2015 at 3:40pm - health - by teapotrevolt - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML

#21365201
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35484) - you deserved it (3142)

On 02/28/2015 at 11:23am - love - by great (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

#21364239
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31788) - you deserved it (79)

On 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm - love - by confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my wedding venue called and canceled our reservation because we were double booked with a spaghetti bingo night, which they felt was more important. FML

#21361818
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34440) - you deserved it (2747)

On 02/23/2015 at 3:49pm - misc - by looking4newvenue (woman) - United States

Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML

#21361801
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32127) - you deserved it (3042)

On 02/23/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by Wutdafuqq (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML

#21361049
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30562) - you deserved it (3399)

On 02/22/2015 at 1:21pm - money - by HaliMali (woman) - United States (New York)



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