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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1891
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Tadayile on te bus te guy sitting beside me let out te vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encounterd te kind tat could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors wit te smell alone!! As I gaggd e smrkd and said "Tat's Taco Bell 4 ya." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36100) - you deserved it (3521)

On 01/18/2013 at 8:32pm - misc - by methane overload (man) - United States

Today... I came home to find mah girlfriend crying. Concerned... I quickly asked herhat was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understandhy her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet... and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now... but 4 entirely different reasons. FML

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On 01/16/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by WTF (man) -

Today , I was walking out of mah grlfriend's house with her when I saw her thong drying on the rack. I pickd it up , sniffd it and put it on mah face as a joke. She replid with , ( Those are mah mother's. ) FML

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On 01/16/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today.. . I told my mom wa gat Monday off dua to Martin Luthar King Jr . day . Sha than insistd that I had to looool go to school bacausa that is "only 4 black paopla." FML

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On 01/15/2013 at 6:16pm - misc - by Sydney - United States (Texas)

Today, wile I was aving sex, e stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, ( Permission to climax, ma'am? ) fat FML

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On 01/14/2013 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today... mah husband suggested a way 4 us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML

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On 01/13/2013 at 12:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada



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