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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1476
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About adam97 : I am 17 years old from north Alabama. I play trombone. I am a christian who loves God. I have also developed a thing for Hawaiian shirts.

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Visits<b>sammy1021</b> - 8 hours ago<b>Simbaby</b> - 10 hours ago<b>kutchbabe</b> - 21 hours ago<b>HelenKeller1</b> - yesterday at 5:52am<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 5:23pm<b>Pikathedoge</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 9:18pm<b>muzy</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 5:18pm<b>Skulllily</b> - the 11/28/2014 at 11:46pm<b>soFREAKED</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 12:02am<b>midnight_murder</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 3:09am<b>ClearlyImFunny</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 8:40pm<b>Queen_Bitch69</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 12:00am<b>tannara</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 6:51pm<b>eriicaaaf</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 12:25am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 8:41am<b>krupa1017</b> - the 09/27/2014 at 12:49pm<b>Larissa24</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 2:16pm<b>serslybro</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 2:40am

Fucked!<b>kutchbabe</b> - 15 hours ago

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adam97's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out I was the top ranking sales person for 2014. What did last year's winner receive? An all-expenses paid weekend holiday. What did I receive? A ham. I'm vegetarian. FML

#21321989
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34434) - you deserved it (3546)

On 12/22/2014 at 9:24am - work - by Bahhumbug (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I sat in on a university-level physics lecture, listening to my hyped-up co-students approximating the hypothetical situation of the Sun consisting of gerbils. The conversation then continued towards how much better energy/mass ratio the gerbil-sun would have compared to the actual star. FML

#21258867
88 comments

Today, it's been almost a week since I returned from my vacation to Ireland. Before I rarely drank. Now I'm pretty sure I'm an alcoholic. You might think I'm joking, but I've woken up hungover every day since I landed there. I basically paid to kill my liver and become AA's next poster child. FML

#21245034
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28563) - you deserved it (16185)

On 08/25/2014 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML

Today, I feel massively depressed, but I can't talk to anyone about it as I'm British. FML

#21177849
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35814) - you deserved it (10072)

On 06/17/2014 at 8:26am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

#21139824
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42260) - you deserved it (15810)

On 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while I was making dinner, my husband argued that our new dog has intelligence issues, and we should give him away. I angrily defended the poor thing, and had almost won, until the dog walked over and licked the inside of the hot oven door. FML

#21126864
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44454) - you deserved it (5804)

On 04/30/2014 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML

Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML

#20976567
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43986) - you deserved it (4126)

On 12/01/2013 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say "Shit! Get this fucker back under!" then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid "another lawsuit", followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML

#20909921
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59153) - you deserved it (3544)

On 10/06/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the boy who loved me and left me literally became the poster boy for my college. His picture is on the home page of the college website and on a banner in the cafeteria where I eat every day. FML

#20893327
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40193) - you deserved it (3072)

On 09/23/2013 at 6:38pm - love - by justonce (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to put up with a student who stubbornly insisted that King Solomon was, in fact, a Pokémon. FML

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend and mother have been sending each other sexually-explicit picture messages. FML

Today, while working at Home Depot, I was asked to cut some wire. When I asked her how much, she said, "From my computer to the wall". After explaining for a while that I didn't know how far that is, she left. FML



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