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adam3650
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 January 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 110
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7202) - you deserved it (34321)

On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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