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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 November 1998 (16 years)
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About acroluvr98 : Living at the bottom of the social pyramid sucks. I would know

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Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML


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