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About acro_actress95 : Acro is gymnastics to music. I'm enrolled in that and want to be an actress when I'm older. I am going to a week long acting camp in the summer. Why you need to know this I don't know but whatever that at least explains my user name right? LOL.

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Today, I was preparing a dinner for some business associates, in hopes of closing the deal on a promotion. I emailed them with the menu, in case there were any allergies. Hours later, I checked the email again to find that instead of serving the Roast Duck I would be serving the Roast Fuck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15705) - you deserved it (29927)

On 05/25/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by wordmalfunction (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

#2275729 (720)

I agree, your life sucks (164003) - you deserved it (74968)

On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML

#2275162 (222)

I agree, your life sucks (44253) - you deserved it (14146)

On 05/25/2009 at 1:44pm - misc - by alsayslegit (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

#798 (75)

I agree, your life sucks (9303) - you deserved it (46355)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML

#725 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (18410) - you deserved it (1007)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version