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  • Town/Country : California, US of A
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 December 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of comments : 25
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Today, after years of counseling and therapy for my anger issues, I snapped. Two words: Flappy Bird. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42669) - you deserved it (12100)

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Today, I moved into a new house, I couldn't help but notice a car alarm going off, so I investigated my neighbors. Turns out it's their bird. It imitates chainsaws, car alarms, and much more. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40516) - you deserved it (2847)

On 10/05/2013 at 9:51am - animals - by Mike Messenger - United States (Florida)

Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML

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On 08/14/2013 at 5:11am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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