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About acoustictravels : ☾Enchanted☽
I'm Foster♥︎
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(With situations as of late, I am mostly looking to chat with people around my age. 18 and under only, please and thank you.)

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Today, I found out the reason our toilet paper has been disappearing so fast recently isn't because my son is wanking like a gibbon as I first thought. He's just been using our shredder to make streamers out of the stuff, then hiding it all in a box in his closet. Fucking hell, son. FML

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