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About acoustictravels : ☾Enchanted☽
Knight of Space❂
❁Message me if you'd like, I'd love to chat!❁
(With situations as of late, I am mostly looking to chat with people around my age. 18 and under only, please and thank you.)
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, I found out the reason our toilet paper has been disappearing so fast recently isn't because my son is wanking like a gibbon as I first thought. He's just been using our shredder to make streamers out of the stuff, then hiding it all in a box in his closet. Fucking hell, son. FML
Friday 31 October 2014