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About acommonman : I have nothing interesting to say about myself, really. I'm just a common man.

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Today, my entire gym class had to run the 1600 with our coach calling out finishing times. My finishing time was reported as "3 days short of a year." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39580) - you deserved it (6686)

On 09/04/2013 at 1:28pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (South Dakota)

Today, I woke up at 3am because my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. I went off to the guest room to try to get back to sleep. Eventually I fell back asleep. Then I had a dream that my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. It woke me up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26493) - you deserved it (2636)

On 01/11/2010 at 8:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7607) - you deserved it (66616)

On 01/02/2010 at 8:41am - misc - by pissfaced (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

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